The Missus & Me

by Awdbawl

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K.E.E.K 02:31
I know I'm far from the man of your dreams love Cause we argue a lot and we scream some So my bad I lag on the cleaning And don't always call when I'm out for the evening I say I try and it's true Then you claim that I lie and we fight like we're thru Shoot And when that cycle concludes Then I'm back actin stupid to lighten the mood If i can catch a smile then I'm coo Maybe buy a few flowers, a nice pair of shoes Then spend a few hours tonight at the movies And walk to the car with my right on our booty uh Cause your my kinda dame Got your eyes on the prize Thru some high dollar frames I'm not gonna lie girl I've got it made Then you ask when am i gonna change Yea I could be a beast then I blow up and bounce Instead of just breathing and blowin it out Thanks for showing me how though So now I just need to chill And Keep Everything Even Keel You say I'm only sweet when no ones around And my egos like a speed bump slowing me down No emotions allowed yo but these days she's my pill To Keep Everything Even Keel Yo Don't sweat the smalls when u date this long We both bet it all we can take this on Cause u coulda cashed out any time it seems but Maybe you were waiting on that diamond ring huh And I tease u love but don't like me And thats the reason were husband and wifey There might be some truth in it Why not tie the knot with thirteen loops in it Deep breaths till death do us part No recess lets reset the steps to the start And find out what sets us apart I confess I've been less then supportive Expecting a lot Now I count my blessings respect what I got You're the best thing lets see the rest of the plot Its been an unusual ride but we arrived here You and I Groom and bride Two of the right pair I could be a beast then I blow up and bounce Instead of just breathing and blowin it out Thanks for showing me how though So now I just need to chill And Keep Everything Even Keel You say I'm only sweet when no ones around And my egos like a speed bump slowing me down No emotions allowed yo but these days she's my pill To Keep Everything Even Keel Yo
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Waxed Poetic 03:23
I'm not emotional much I know I'm supposed to be but Growing to close to me mostly meant I was opening up And I was known to be tough Well i'd say most of me was But still something had a hold of me still hoping for love I know I socially sucked Wasn't approachable much Got inappropriately buzzed I used my flows as a crutch It went from Moments to months I lost my focus to function I didn't know what it was Like I was broken or something Then one day out of the blue I was about 22 Some bar way out in the boonies that I was at so were you I went outside in the back And you were smoking a ciggy I stood beside where your at and instantly noticed you're pretty So I said hi nice to meet you and that your eyes were unique And you replied I'm Christina I said lets buy you a drink You said you're only nineteen but you'd hella enjoy one That nights like a dream so lets see Well what's your poison You're my past and my present and my future combined So we can last forever long two of a kind But I don't have a present I thought you wouldn't mind If I just Waxed Poetic 'bout my beautiful bride You're my past and my present and my future combined So we can last forever long two of a kind But I don't have a present I thought you wouldn't mind If I just Waxed Poetic 'bout my beautiful bride Hey yo it's definitely strange Since we met its been a decade and some change Felt like seconds in my brain It seems like only yesterday we set our second date Now were passed our adolescence sharing an address and name We pressed our flesh into the flames and Stepped into the ring Said yes and tell death to do its thing The lessons that it came with were blessings that we framed Through the stressing, i'd say that our obsession stayed the same Who said we can't we can't weather the storms that try to wet us That's what weddings are for It's a pledge of support so when the sun sets steady a course Or you'll get drug up into debt and divorce Marriage be warned yo No regrets should exist in matrimony If you trip up after only a bit You have own it or quit Stop actin phony cause she'll know if it is You have to show her every moment your devoted as it gets You're my past and my present and my future combined So we can last forever long two of a kind But I don't have a present I thought you wouldn't mind If I just Waxed Poetic bout my beautiful bride You're my past and my present and my future combined So we can last forever long two of a kind But I don't have a present I thought you wouldn't mind If I just Waxed Poetic bout my beautiful bride I got a soulmate at home with the kids I'd say she had me at hello I think I owe her a kiss We went from chatting on the phone To on the throne where she sits The dopest I could ever hope to be with Thats matrimonial bliss I've never known any chick with brass cajones And an ass so thick it don't really fit into fancy chones Im just glad that you took the chance to know me You're My lone queen My homie my misses my last and only That's for Keek From a man that works to be All that he can for her to see So happy anniversary Number three
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I wrote you a Valentines song ‘Cause all the greeting cards seem to have it all wrong huh It’s like somehow they forgot that Love can’t be bought with Flowers and chocolates, right Thats why I wrote a Valentines song ‘Cause all the greeting cards seem to have it all wrong huh It’s like somehow they forgot that Love can’t be bought with flowers and chocolates Not all roses are red You see most are pretendin And go through the motion that’s trendin But you’ve grown petals that don’t know how to blend in And that’s why you're so independent But nobody mentions how you shed all that don't represent your own image it don't go to your head You don’t settle for the same old shade of the rainbow and babe it was plain from the moment we met I was stumbling blind Drunken and high Like a demons apprentice Trying to find a reason to exist And what did I spy in my vision It was hidden divine One of a kind never seen a resemblance I know it would anger higher powers To cage a wildflower Plus I admire how you’ve bloomed So while your live on display I’ll write about all the ways That I am proud I hope your happy that you found me too And baby that is the truth Yo I wrote u a Valentines song Cause all the greeting cards seem to have it all wrong huh It’s like somehow they forgot that Love can’t be bought with Flowers and chocolates right Thats why I wrote a Valentines song Cause all the greeting cards seem to have it all wrong huh It’s like somehow they forgot that Love can’t be bought with Flowers and chocolates Yea yo there just aint no way I can say what I need to with a bouquet ….Okay but all the card place got is Some dark chocolates In heart shape boxes For real thats all that’s there plus some dipped strawberry’s And small stuffed bears and baby that just won’t due So heres a little something that I wrote for you One wick two flames you’re love i’m pain I’m nuts your sane I’m lust and your brains I’m this your that Your bitchy I’m bad You listen I laugh I diss and you jab your trust I’m tainted Your buzzed and I’m faded I’m frustrated at life and u slayed it that’s jus what lovin is like It’s high maintenance husband and wife It’s us for life aint it Yea I wrote u a Valentines song Cause all the greeting cards seem to have it all wrong huh It’s like somehow they forgot that Love can’t be bought with Flowers and chocolates right Thats why I wrote a Valentines song Cause all the greeting cards seem to have it all wrong huh It’s like somehow they forgot that Love can’t be bought with flowers and chocolates We’ve been dating a bakers dozen And if I’m not mistaken theres vacancy in your oven And were both awake and it’s late maybe we’ll make some loving but lets take a break when it starts shaking don't wake the youngins Yes I’m Introducing The hip and the cool typical routine simple to do as prepping shoe strings Living with two kids sick on a school week It’s difficult to get in the mood picture this boo thing This could be you let me get you some booze see this is a true queens living rip off em them blue jeans You can be nude kickin it or slip on that new thing Get under cool sheets then I'm gripping them two cheeks Theres no need to be vulgar or graphic or nasty bout all the above But if you could jus pose really fast Baby i’ll photograph it lets make some corporate holiday love February 14th.. Valentines day Look I’m not great at this hallmark stuff but uh I think its working
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Samples -Here she is meet the wife -Come inside meet the missus -We've made some mistakes along the way , some very recently -People sometimes make mistakes -You can't spend your whole life worries about your mistakes -But it is necessary now to make a choice Hey yo people try to give me advice that's never wanted They probably think I'm swimming in icy troubled waters But the way I'm living is nice, wife and double daughters And there isn't a price, can't buy it but others want it It's a co-alliance when you're mixing soul with science U lifted all my low ends, the debt I owe is giant I thought i'd spend a lifetime never knowing triumph It's like you put my devils on a diet No one's ever tried like u did boo You woke the dead thats inside me Those eyes are like a heavenly high beam I dreamed it couldn't be But the effort that I've seen you put in me despite your uncertainty Your still reppin my ring with blinging boulders Haters get the next finger over Shit I thought I told ya No matter if its scary or safe We're just making Necessary Mistakes Yea My boo and I That's a duo I would die for Never loved another human like I do with you so I know Of all the many fish in the sea A couple's missing But specifically the Missus & Me Yo My boo and I That's a duo I would die for Never loved another human like I do with you so I know Of all the many fish in the sea A couples missing But specifically the Missus & Me Hey yo my heart starts spilling when I tie one off That means I must be dealing with the final boss You're hard to beat You hate it when I'm Awdbawl P You say he's pompous, obnoxious, and often cheats I say that's nonsense and false at least But still we fought for weeks Long talks where we taunt and tease I guess I'm constantly cause for conflict Ur on the offense But far from at fault thats far fetched And so we squash it flat just like the last one Always heading off the track lets run it back some We go pass the point so many sermons It's probably cause we're ashing joints instead of learning We're carried away You maybe swear that you hate I might of scared you by saying lets end this marriage today The next day we're embarrassed and can barely relate But that's just the Necessary Mistakes that it takes it goes My boo and I That's a duo I would die for Never loved another human like I do with you so I know Of all the many fish in the sea A couples missing But specifically the Missus & Me Yo My boo and I That's a duo I would die for Never loved another human like I do with you so I know Of all the many fish in the sea A couples missing But specifically the Missus & Me Me and the Missus we got history deep Like when she's pissed she only kisses my cheek Well when we're done will you miss me at least Yea, we'll be in love from a distance the Misses &Me Cause when you marry a day one you stay sprung Thru all of the various phases then the blame comes So if I ever seem like the scapegoat It's jus from making Necessary Mistakes yo
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10/4 02:34
Four years do you copy babe 1460 that's lots of days I never wore rings before our alter exchange Now my fourth finger shows it off with a bling A lot's changed since you altered your name We made a Veda our jobs had to change I ain't saying there's no conflict or blame I'm just trying to keep it positive babe We are in alignment, two kids and a diamond We both got time in let's spend some more Cause there's no other guy in the position that i'm in Were both on a ride we've never been before Cause we have off days and we have on days But one things always we bend the norm And on my wall today is circled in sharpie Let's call it a hot date cause it's 10/4 You ain't aged a day since we met Don't even need make up jus wake up and split Jeans and a t-shirt, buns looking fine boo Queen with a kid, you're a mother I'd like to... Born in the 80's but who's really counting Ain't looking older youth in a fountain Still getting carded for drinks at the dive bar Beauty is natural they think that you try hard uh Well in a word lets say Some of your inner most best traits How bout your little known pet names Or the scent you spray getting all sexy You're barely in your third decade But the ass still matches when you turned twenty You make it hard just to press play So the Netflix stays paused till the next day We are in alignment, two kids and a diamond We both got time in let's spend some more Cause there's no other guy in the position that i'm in Were both on a ride we've never been before Cause we have off days and we have on days But one things always we bend the norm And on my wall today is circled in sharpie Let's call it a hot date cause it's 10/4 This is us thus far lets up the bar There's always adjustments when love's involved I went from a crush staying up to call And now you call me your husband you crushed it Paul The least I could do is a custom song There's so much to say with a love this long just Once upon with a touch of charm Don't even bother putting undies on But before we get carried away Let me state some things necessary to say Four years I've been wearing this ring And I cherish every day you've been married to me But Im the last guy to be giving advice Cause in the past I've had a really mad wife But there's good and bad times that's just what you call life And if the chance arised I'd a did it all twice so Pop the Moët and blow the cork And when the bubbles stop flowing we'll go for more Let's make a toast to no divorce It's bout to be a not sober October 4th It's 10/4.
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Sorry to wake you Look I know that it's late boo But you told me take a few Moments to face truths I'm over my ways too And I'd like to thank you For the way that you came to And were able to say it's thru See I'm aware of my errors and flaws And how quickly they can carry me off But the embarrassment caused is not new to me Its gone beyond usually Constant nonsense, taunts and tomfoolery See I can tell by your tone you're testing And I'm going in the wrong direction If I'd only listen then I'd know But it won't get mentioned Cause this old ego's sorta grown defensive Another fight another letter 'nother song I do nothin right and you can never do no wrong I can see you're fed up and we're headed for a drop I know I've said it a lot but I can be a better with the dots Another fight another letter 'nother song I do nothin right and you can never do no wrong I can see you're fed up and we're headed for a drop I know I've said it a lot but … Please forgive my slowness as I figured out my wrongness I'm an idiotic pity party shitting on your moments I'm a living, breathing, barely breeding, meaningless amenity That needs to be the centerpiece of literally everything A prick that thinks he's perfect A victim of the verdict addicted to his words I'm the dipshit that deserves it Forgive my follies girl I'm sorry please I have wronged a lot of things and not appeased my problems like I promised Keek Its insecurities A symptom of my worrying Insistent on unsurity That shit could get discouraging So this is my official plea to clean the slate Ima dig a deeper distance between me and my mistakes Another fight another letter 'nother song I do nothin right and you can never do no wrong I can see you're fed up and we're headed for a drop I know I've said it a lot but I can be a better with the dots Another fight another letter 'nother song I do nothin right and you can never do no wrong I can see you're fed up and we're headed for a drop I know I've said it a lot but … I don't mean to interrupt But if you ever think of something that you maybe need or want I'll know just what u mean at once And I'll be glad you asked so you don't even need to budge You can throw me a half a glance and it'll never seem to much I'll ensure your feet are up, your being rubbed and handed snacks And if you ever need a hug ill squeeze until your back is cracked Cause I've been cleaning up, the kids are fed, they've had a bath I tucked them in and now they're fast asleep in there pajama pants To show my penitence is publicly displayed I went and filled the tub and rolled a nug up in a j The lighters by the bucket with the bubbly rose Now I think you've heard enough from me today This is my apology Another fight, another letter, 'nother song I do nothing right and you can never do no wrong I can see you're fed up and we're headed for a drop I know I've said it a lot but...
7.
Yea I got a good wife, she a bad bride When we say good night baby we gon bat eyes Yea I got a good life but I’m bringing bad vibes I need to say GoodBye to the BadGuy See i got a good wife, she a bad bride When we say good night baby we gone we bat eyes Yea I got a good life but I’m bringing bad vibes I need to say GoodBye to the BadGuy Hey yo look boo I know you’ve had it with me since I’ve put you through such disastrous events I’m a good dude with some bad in-between him But that’s what hooked you in the past not the recent Yea and while that’s accurately said We’re past all the b.s. So that’s just between us I’d like to ask you to glance at your drink if The wine in your glass is at half whats the meaning huh No answer is needed We both took a chance and succeeded Theres no point in bashing the past like we have to repeat it Cause we whooped it’s ass to now that bastards defeated Shit I’m just glad that we made it We’ve laughed and we’ve had disagreements But that's just the theme of our marriage It's classic convenience, enhanced with romantic allegiance and yea I get in moods where I’m happy then heated passive then crass and conceited An angelic demon who’s seen as a half of a heathen The man of your dreams only that when you're sleeping So It's a family secret I’m deeply imbalanced I can't really keep it My grip on realities gradually weakened My split personalities glad when he’s speaking You see It’s challenging Kiki To manage the things that have happened completely So I can believe when you pack all your things That you might not come back just as fast as you're leaving uh And I won’t ask if you mean it I'm actin obscene and I’m practically screaming The passion I have for you passes beneath the skin All that we have's gonna last till we reach the end I got a good wife, she a bad bride When we say good night baby we gon bat eyes Yea I got a good life but I’m bringing bad vibes I need to say GoodBye to the BadGuy See i got a good wife, she a bad bride When we say good night baby we gone we bat eyes Yea I got a good life but I’m bringing bad vibes I need to say GoodBye to the BadGuy

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released March 30, 2021

Written by Awdbawl Pawl
Produced by Innate and Vallo
Recorded/Mixed/Mastered by Vallo @ South Bay Sounds
Album Art by Eric Trujillo

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